Guitarists are notorious for their deeds in general. But then so are the PJ's about guitarists. Stumbled across some half decent ones. Let humour be the thought of the day! Enjoy.
What are the two most frequent guitarist lies?
1. I am not too loud
2. I already turned it down
Q: What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
A: Who cares - neither one's a guitar.
Q: How do you get a guitar player to turn down?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 6 - 1 to put the bulb in, and 5 to say, "I could have done that".
"Mommy! Mommy! I want to be a guitarist when I grow up!"
"Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."
Q: How many guitar players do you need to replace a flourescent light?
A: Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.
Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a bag of garbage?
A: The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Q: What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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